CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THESE FUCKING EGG THIEVES?!!
you have to like, mega speed head butt the bitches, but they be going so fucking fast
so you gotta do some trickery shit to speed up with them
& just when you’re on their ass, about to fuck them up, they cut a sharp ass turn down some secret path,
making you run into a portal to a new world that you had NO intention on going into