castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

baking in food tech.

(via suckabagofdicks)

Lately my parents like to order me to do things just so they feel superior.

Me : “Cooking food on low heat”
Parents: make sure you put the heat on low!!!!!

Me: “cleaning my room”
Parents: Look at this mess!!! Clean your room!!!